Instruction START

 

This is the instruction for you, OUR subconscious.

 

This instruction installs the procedure for the material processing “Funny world”. From the moment of activation of the procedure described in this instruction after pronouncing, aloud or to OURselves, a special phrase “Funny world Start” you will start carrying out a fully autonomous and automatic processing by the following algorithm:

 

You will eliminate, by using the mechanism "Base Processor", any kind of resistance to the processing of the material described below, any disbelief in the possibility of such work, and any doubt concerning the results of it, as well as, any kind of fear of this processing; you will eliminate each resistance, disbelief and fear, replacing processed material with optimal energy for us.

 

In addition, you will process, by using mechanism “Base Processor”, any our desire to influence, by the means of our imagination or habitual behavior, any results of work performed by this mechanism, our expectations and views on how the mechanism should work and what results it should give, replacing processed material with optimal energy for us.

 

1. After that, you will be emulating us performing all the commands/actions from point 4, as if we ourselves actually were performing those commands/actions.

 

2. You will be processing results of performing those commands/actions and all the emotions, feelings, bodily sensations accompanying results using the mechanism "Base Processor" replacing processed material with optimal energy for us.

 

3. You will be repeating the steps described in points 1 and 2, until exhaustion of performing all commands/actions, which means to the moment when no more results of performing the command/action (avoiding repetitive/duplicate results) is possible to get.

 

4.

• Tell us something funny

• Tell us a dirty joke

• Describe a funny episode from OUR past

• Describe our sense of humor

• Describe the sense of humor we like

• Describe the sense of humor we reject

• Describe the importance of humor

• Create a funny situation

• Create the situation when we tell jokes in front of public

• Create the situation when we tell stupid, dull jokes in front of public

• Create the situation when we tell great, juicy jokes in front of public

• Create the situation when we know the joke someone will definitely like

• Create the situation when we totally lose sense of humor talking to someone

 

This mechanism will be deactivated, and the instruction will expire automatically after all the material available to us has been processed with the mechanism "Funny world". If necessary, we may temporarily suspend processing, after pronouncing the key phrase "Funny world STOP".

 

You will process the material for us completely automatically and fully autonomously, during our sleep and waking state, and without harm to sleep and functioning in the waking state. All the work on the processing of the material will be done as gently and painlessly as possible. You will also process any disbelief in the possibility and results of such processing, as well as any fear associated with this processing, any negative emotions or emotional states , as well as any resistance, we may have in relation to this processing, using the mechanism "Base Processor" putting on the place of the processed material optimal energy for us.

 

All the work on the processing of this material will be done in 3 days or less of the earth time since the initial activation of this mechanism. Distribution of load on our body will be made as equally as possible, to avoid overloads. Start of the handling mechanism, as well as stop of it after pronouncing the above-defined key phrases, you will indicate by means of yawning of our body.

 

OUR subconscious, we thank you for the performed work. You will always follow the instruction above and perform all the processing most effectively and safely. And we highly respect you and are very grateful to you for what you are doing and for being our devoted servant.

 

End of instructions.